~ sign Food replaced Sex Sign ~

sex. ~ Who Needs Sex When You Can Eat?Is the extra pound or two you've put on since he's been gone quickly turning into your "get-no-love handles?" Sign reads, "Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants." Ha! White pine wood sign has a gingham ribbon hanger. ~ Measures 6" high x 9" wide. ~ Handcrafted in the USA. ~ sign; sex; replaced; food;

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